Sarcastic souls with zero tolerance for nonsense
This tee is your official “do not disturb” sign. 

It’s the ultimate introvert’s escape plan - or the extrovert’s comedic outburst. Either way, this tee speaks before you have to. No explanation needed. No filter applied.

Warning: May cause excessive nods from strangers who totally get it.

Details:
50% cotton, 50% polyester
• • DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
Care Instructions:
•Machine wash cold
•Tumble dry low
•Do not bleach
•Do not dry clean
•Iron inside out if needed


Sarcastic souls with zero tolerance for nonsense
This tee is your official “do not disturb” sign. 

It’s the ultimate introvert’s escape plan - or the extrovert’s comedic outburst. Either way, this tee speaks before you have to. No explanation needed. No filter applied.

Warning: May cause excessive nods from strangers who totally get it.

Details:
50% cotton, 50% polyester
• • DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
Care Instructions:
•Machine wash cold
•Tumble dry low
•Do not bleach
•Do not dry clean
•Iron inside out if needed