Welcome to the scent of bold energy and unfiltered truth.

This category isn’t about actual fragrances/aromas—it’s about vibes. Big ones. The kind that makes people turn their heads and say, “Did they just…?”
Yep, they did.

Whether you smell like cologne and child support payments or reek of confidence, credit score, and clean energy, these tees don’t whisper—they announce. This collection is for those who wear their aura like armor and their mood like a memo
Disclaimer: Side effects may include compliments and insults.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!